- being (for the delectation of the huddled masses) a text-only list of what's on offer:

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Jon's Homepages
This is the real McCoy with tables, pictures and desperately cool retro-chic sound samples.
Click the link if you're using anything like a decent computer.

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New Stories

Billie's Story (part 1)
The Kings' Cake

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Dennis Hopper's Party: A clickable anthology

SHORT STORIES
The Last Of The Flowers
Kookaburra
The Places We Used To Go
Quiet
Ladybirds
The Driver
Eve and the Gate
The Most Beautiful Thing in the World
Sunshine in the Basement
(as a full meal or in bite-sized chunks)
Sandstone
You Do Forget Things
Wanted
Robyn's Story

TRAVEL
Free Beer and $10
Japanese Green
Ryvita Cornflake
Dennis Hopper's Party
Brown Eyed Girl
The Ancient Concealer
A Mexican travel story in 15 parts.
Johnny Rotten
Lying About America
(taken from the Heartland home page)

MISCELLANY
Ian Dury: Electrify The Joy Of It All
Jonathan Richman: That Summer Feeling
I Couldn't Help Noticing
Lifewriting
Jimi Hendrix Played Here
Battenburg Cake
A Walk On The Beach

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Strips: My life (amongst other things) as a comic strip

Happy New Year
Lenton Boulevard
The Creator
How to Write a Book
The Things I Could Have Been
Urban Truths #1
Urban Truths #2

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Songs for Whingeing Lovers

KEMPEZ
Everything Changes
She's on Fire
Room #3

NEWTON'S APPLES
Men She Said

NIGEL RATCLIFFE
Sedate People

JONESTOWN
Alouhette
Better Than You
Get It Out

JON HORNE
Altered State
Seventeen Hours
Leave Well Alone

REV. JIM & THE PHARMACISTS
Walking
Fire Burning
(No More) Screaming Angels
Lying About America
Rain

NICOLE
All Men Are Bastards
These Boots Were Made For Walking

PERCY
Part of the Furniture
Heather Turns into a Panda

POWERBELLY
Powerbelly
Always

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Naked People Wallowing In Mud: photograph album

AWAY LEG (goals count double)
Photos from Lying About America
More from America
Mexico
Crete
Catalonia

HOME LEG (a six-pointer)
Nottingham (part 1)
Nottingham (part 2)
Yanks
Hallowe'en
Images from Birmingham

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Other stuff: links etc..

About me

Originals
Links to original work on the internet

Traipsing the WWW
More links

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e-mail: [email protected]

That's yer lot